The Big Bang!

How it all eBang Began.

Day one on this thing. Trying to optimize it so I can write posts on the run. I should be able to now that I’ve got my iPhone, but these blog settings are tricky.

I just got into NYC from LA 2 days ago. It’s 3:40 am here but I’m wide awake. With Valentines day around the corner, everyone’s hustling for a fill-in lover. Why are we so lonely?

I’ve been using the meantime to remind myself that I’m unemployed. I’ve been unemployed for the last 8 months or so. I haven’t really wanted to be employed, but I feel like I should be? I just can’t let ‘the man’ get me down, and if that means not having a bullshit job, then so be it.

However, I did do laundry today, which gave me a huge sense of accomplishment. But I put this green towel in the hot bleach underwear & sock wash and I totally fucked it up. I feel so bad now. Little towel, I changed you.

Now I’m sitting here having a random chat with some pilot-guy that found me through who-knows-where on the internet and these vegan buffalo wings are so effin good I ate the whole box, which is, like, 4 servings. OMG i’m gonna turn into a puff.