Archive for the Babble Category

Dorm

Posted in Babble, Vain Bang with tags , , , on March 11, 2008 by janebang

If I was living in a dorm this is what it would look like:

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A Morning to Spare

Posted in Babble, Sunrise, love with tags , , on March 7, 2008 by janebang

Why can’t somebody fuck me right now?

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Eclipse

Posted in Babble, Sunrise with tags , , on February 21, 2008 by janebang

There was an eclipse tonight.
It made me feel more lonely and so full of love at the same time. I think life is great. I think that’s much to say since I’m usually in a constant state of depression.

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Lindsay Lohan Publicly Naked

Posted in Babble, Hollywood with tags , , on February 19, 2008 by janebang

Finally.
I’m not feelin the boobs too much. She’s only 21, not 35, right?

It might not look so bad in the blurry pic (of my MacBook screen) but those sistahs are too big for her little frame. Like, she has no butt. AT ALL.
Hourglass? More like goblet.

Oh and yes, she looks like a lab rat.

You know what- Let’s stop da hate!

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Magic Trick

Posted in Babble, Vain Bang, iPhone with tags , , on February 10, 2008 by janebang

I thought it would be fun to create that weird blog-in-blog picture effect. I’m not quite sure what I’m doing but here goes:

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CLAP CLAP for iPhone!

MyFace

Posted in Babble, Bling, MySpace, Vain Bang on February 9, 2008 by janebang

So I used to be into that whole myspace pix thing… till I grew up.

But hey, I’m still pretty fucking hot.
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The Big Bang!

Posted in Babble, Career, Internet, Munchies, Travel, iPhone with tags , , , on February 8, 2008 by janebang

How it all eBang Began.

Day one on this thing. Trying to optimize it so I can write posts on the run. I should be able to now that I’ve got my iPhone, but these blog settings are tricky.

I just got into NYC from LA 2 days ago. It’s 3:40 am here but I’m wide awake. With Valentines day around the corner, everyone’s hustling for a fill-in lover. Why are we so lonely?

I’ve been using the meantime to remind myself that I’m unemployed. I’ve been unemployed for the last 8 months or so. I haven’t really wanted to be employed, but I feel like I should be? I just can’t let ‘the man’ get me down, and if that means not having a bullshit job, then so be it.

However, I did do laundry today, which gave me a huge sense of accomplishment. But I put this green towel in the hot bleach underwear & sock wash and I totally fucked it up. I feel so bad now. Little towel, I changed you.

Now I’m sitting here having a random chat with some pilot-guy that found me through who-knows-where on the internet and these vegan buffalo wings are so effin good I ate the whole box, which is, like, 4 servings. OMG i’m gonna turn into a puff.