Ooh Baby

Baby corn baby corn!!!

Just got home. I’ve been playing in the snow all day. My mittens are really wet so I hung them on the radiator. Homesickness is setting in. I miss my LA friends, even though I have a ton of friends here, in NY. It’s just not the same. So I decided to recreate LA today!!
I went to the gym and worked out extra super today, as to reenact attending a typical (fun) club rager. Then I dragged my sexily-sweaty self to the tanning salon and signed up for a tan. (Not a mystic tan, oh no, we’re going all the way for this one. ) As I’m toasting under those gorgeous bright lights so reminiscent of camera-flashes-of-the-night-life in your gorgeous eyes, I’m pumping Steve Aoki’s new mix on my oh so pretty and pink iPhone. Ahhh… The NYLA life.

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12 Hour Vacation

My favorite place in the world.

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The Big Bang!

How it all eBang Began.

Day one on this thing. Trying to optimize it so I can write posts on the run. I should be able to now that I’ve got my iPhone, but these blog settings are tricky.

I just got into NYC from LA 2 days ago. It’s 3:40 am here but I’m wide awake. With Valentines day around the corner, everyone’s hustling for a fill-in lover. Why are we so lonely?

I’ve been using the meantime to remind myself that I’m unemployed. I’ve been unemployed for the last 8 months or so. I haven’t really wanted to be employed, but I feel like I should be? I just can’t let ‘the man’ get me down, and if that means not having a bullshit job, then so be it.

However, I did do laundry today, which gave me a huge sense of accomplishment. But I put this green towel in the hot bleach underwear & sock wash and I totally fucked it up. I feel so bad now. Little towel, I changed you.

Now I’m sitting here having a random chat with some pilot-guy that found me through who-knows-where on the internet and these vegan buffalo wings are so effin good I ate the whole box, which is, like, 4 servings. OMG i’m gonna turn into a puff.